
There was a simpler time when the Cookie Monster
would devour cookies and then sing “C is for Cookie, that’s good enough for me”. As American obesity levels are reaching astronomical levels, some are pointing the finger at popular children’s TV shows and their producers for luring kids into eating snacks high in sugar and fats. In response, this month Spongebob and Dora have started appearing on carrots and peel-off tattoos in bags of spinach. The Sesame Street gang is also pimping fruits and vegetables. Now the veggie monster
says “A cookie is a sometimes food” and sings “C is for carrots and cantaloupes, not just cookies.” Wtf?
They might as well change Oscar the Grouch
to Oscar the Cheerful or separate the siamese Two-Headed Monster and give them their own bodies. What is this, the second age of Babbitt? Why can’t things be out in left field, controversial, and a little wacky anymore? There’s something very strange about this country and some really weird forces at work. Why couldn’t they have just created a new monster called the Veggie or the Fruity Monster (oh yea, guess that’s way too obvious compared with spongebob being, ahem)… and then slowly give the Cookie guy less air-time. With the economy the way it is, I’m sure he would have been happy just to be able to keep his job.